College got me fucked up You ever been so broke that u know you had like 4 dollars and 36 cents in your account but u hungry as shit so u on the fast food line tryna calculate what u wanna eat and how much the taxes gone come up to so your shit dont get declined and u get embarrassed

even after…

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.






This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.



4amgirls: Lol what's some characteristic traits of a fuck boy?! 💁



a fuck boy

  • complains about stretch marks or pubic hair 
  • his tumblr archive is a sea of racially ambiguous women and pictures of weed
  • expects u to suck him up for like 5 hours but eats u out for like 2 seconds
  • his twitter and instagram is full of transphobic and misogynistic shit
  • he does music and it’s garbage but he swears that he got bars
  • he texts u shit like ‘when u gone see me?’ or ‘send me a pic’
  • he got that fuck boy hair cut 

i am fucking doneeeeeeeeee