College got me fucked up You ever been so broke that u know you had like 4 dollars and 36 cents in your account but u hungry as shit so u on the fast food line tryna calculate what u wanna eat and how much the taxes gone come up to so your shit dont get declined and u get embarrassed
Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.
This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.
a fuck boy
- complains about stretch marks or pubic hair
- his tumblr archive is a sea of racially ambiguous women and pictures of weed
- expects u to suck him up for like 5 hours but eats u out for like 2 seconds
- his twitter and instagram is full of transphobic and misogynistic shit
- he does music and it’s garbage but he swears that he got bars
- he texts u shit like ‘when u gone see me?’ or ‘send me a pic’
- he got that fuck boy hair cut
i am fucking doneeeeeeeeee